You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake; you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club (via beniaminusvestitor)
me: *pulls all nighter to finish assignment*
teacher: okay, since a number of you haven’t finished…
me: hoe don’t do it
teacher: …i’ll extend the deadline to next week.
me: oh my god
- abc family employees: we were s o wasted last night holy shitt
- abc family employees: shit we dont have anything to play this week
- abc family employees: lets just
- abc family employees: lets just have another harry potter weekend
when someone thinks you’re cool
Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE
Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :))
